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Subject: Sick but funny
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freeki 4/9/2007 - 9:32:34
3 women r sittin at a bar discussing the size of their 1st woman says mine is so big my hubby can fit his fist up me 2nd woman says thats nothin mine is so big my hubby can fit his whole head up it 3rd woman just giggles an slides down the barstool *
freeki 4/9/2007 - 10:19:18
Lil johnny had finished havin a shower wit grandma he walks up 2 mum and says what is that wrinkly thing hangin off grandmas v*gina mum replies thats a oh says johnny I thought it was a prawn why would you think that asks mum tasted like a prawn *
nestym 4/11/2007 - 1:58:19
Youw man u sick 4 dis... Bt i dig. *
just2swt 6/14/2007 - 9:52:56
3 women r sitin in a feternity ward. Brunette says my baby wil be a boy cause i was on top. Red head says myns a girl i was at the bottom. Blonds swiles and say hers is a dog *
kru4reel 1.03.08 - 01:52pm
A little girls in bath with her daddy. She turns around 2 him and says, ''daddy, when will i have one of those things between my legs?'' He says,''tonight, when ur mum goes to bingo'' *
kru4reel 1.03.08 - 01:54pm
Wots blue and dunt fit?
A dead epileptic *
kru4reel 1.03.08 - 01:57pm
There was a young woman from Leeds,
Who swa11owed a packet of seeds,
In under an hour, her c*nt was in flower,
And her were a tangle of weeds. *
kru4reel 1.03.08 - 01:59pm
Wots tiny, blue and makes women SCREAM?
Cot death *
kru4reel 1.03.08 - 02:04pm
There was a young man from Gresham,
Who took off his bollox 2 wesh em,
His wife said now jack,
If u don't put em back,
I'll stand on the ers and squesh em *
sticky 14.05.08 - 08:06am
Why is waiting to see who gets pulled out of the rubble after the chinese earthquake like waiting at an airport luggage carousel? Because you have to check the label to see If it's yours cos they all look the same. *
sticky 14.05.08 - 08:11am
What do you do If an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Chuck your washing in. *
sticky 14.05.08 - 08:13am
Actually i'm really sorry about that last joke. I know some people can be offended by that post of thing. I actually had a cousin die like that. He choked on a sock *
peterabi 14.05.08 - 04:02pm
Wicked stuff m8. *
sticky 13.06.08 - 01:18pm
What's got eight legs, is black n scares women? Gang rape. *
sticky 13.06.08 - 01:18pm
What's got eight legs, is black n scares women? Gang rape. *
jamglue 4.12.08 - 04:04pm
lol! D washing 1 is tops! *
mouse18 28.02.09 - 11:17pm
Can't believe the epileptic joke was apologised for (ironically but anywho) when theirs a joke about pheodophilla *
